i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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