You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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