if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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