New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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