I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Bring me that man meat
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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