went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.