i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.