at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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