A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Princesses don't give blow jobs
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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