North Korea, Best Korea!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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