dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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