I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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