I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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