I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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