im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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