8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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