I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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