My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
