everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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