Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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