I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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