she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Come on in and take your pants off
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