i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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