we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
