i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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