My friends, they love my intelligence
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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