he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sex in the backyard? Check.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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