i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
false alarm. still invincible.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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