awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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