I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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