The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
