Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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