You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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