Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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