so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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