windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
it glows. i had to have it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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