Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
handjob tips. give me some.
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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