Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.