So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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