wake up i wanna do it froggy style
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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