she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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