If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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