I hate all girls vehemently.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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