Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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