Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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