My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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