oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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