About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I understand Curling. That high.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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