pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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