i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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