I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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