sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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