am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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