The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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