i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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